Ska bli så skönt när julen är över.

http://www.hamsterpaj.net/filmklipp/osorterat/camsex.html

Skulle inte alla som läser min blogg kunna skriva en kommentar om vilka ni är. Ni kommer inte bli publicerade. Är bara nyfiken vilka ni är!

 Eve, kom ihåg; Det mörker Du ser
gör att stjärnorna märks lite mer.Ljuset blir större när natten tar form,
och värmen blir mer värd i storm.
-------------------- Nu sitter han och sjunger igen;
skämt ur sin skrattande dvala.
Och du ber honom tystna igen,
och låta händerna tala.

Och han ler och förvandlas som pojkarna gör,
när inget finns att teatra inför.

Och han tror han är förälskad igen.
Det är så mycket i skallen.
Men när Du säger: God natt kära vän,
står Du påklädd i hallen.

Och Du går och han krymper, som pojkar blir
små
när dom är nakna med kläderna på.

För Du
såg mer än min fåfängs gitarr.

Du slet av en dräkt av en narr.
Och lät mina bjällror få falla.
Som nu
när teater känns något befängt;
i gryning när krogen har stängt
faller bjällror från alla.

Men mörkret faller bittert igen.
Så han skrattar med ljuset.
Du gråter i tystnad igen,
med alla häxor i huset.

Och han ringer och säger; Det mörker Du ser
gör att stjärnorna märks lite mer.

Så, han sjunger sina sånger igen.
Och Du ler åt hans iver.
Och när Du säger; Det ljusnar min vän,
ja då sitter han redan och skriver:

Ljuset blir större när natten tar form,
och värmen blir mer värd i storm.

Och Du
tog del av min fåfängs gitarr.
Du skratta' med enfaldens narr;
två clowner som vråla' i natten.
Som nu
när teater känns mer relevant;
när det enda är mörkt som är sant
förstår jag dom flyende skratten.

Dödshot via sms sprids – på skola

Hur dumma får man bli! Och just den rubriken oxå.. Kan man verkligen tolka det som dödshot så undrar jag vart sverige är påväg?

Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

Itsumo no shisen ni kimi ga ite kokyuu ga dekiru
Boku ni totte nara Sore dake de
Mou Juubun na hazu na no ni

With you in my usual sight,
I can breath
Even though that's already plenty enough to me

 ...

Chippoke na boku wa kurikaesu ayamachi bakari
Dorehodo tsuyosa wo te ni shitara
Nani mo kizutsukezu sumu no?

The petty me does nothing but repeat mistakes
How strong a strength do I need to have
so that nothing will get hurt?

 ...

Mayowazu ni Kono ai wo shinji ikiteyuku
Fusagaranu kizuguchi mo gyu'tto dakishimete

Without hesitation, I believe in this love and live on
I'll tightly embrace your unbandaged wound

 ...

Futari wa aruki-tsuzukeru Ato ni wa modorenai kara
Ima demo kono mune no oku Kesenai tsumi wa itamu kedo
DARLING

And together we'll keep on walking, because we can't go back
Even now, the inerasable sin deep in my chest hurts, but-
Darling

 ...

Ano hi ushinatta aijou ni setsunasa wo oboe
Boku wa senmei na kono sora no aosa ni sukoshi tomadotte

I remember the painfulness of the love I lost back then
I'm a little perplexed by the vivid blueness of this sky

 ...

Tatoe moshi nani ga gisei demo Tada hitotsu shinjita
Kimi no massugu na me ni utsuru setsuna ni saita hana no iro 

For example, even if I sacrificed something, I'd only believe in one thing
The color of the bloomed flowers in the instant when your straightforward eyes reflect

 ...

Muryoku demo kono sadame Tsuyoku ikiteyuku
Te wo musubu taion wa zutto tokeatte
Dattara issou no koto seotta batsu nara tsurakute mo

Even if I'm powerless, I'll live on strongly in this destiny
We'll join our hands and our warmths will melt together forever
If so, even if the sins of more things to come will be painful

 ...

Moshi tatoe kimi to kono mama
Sekai no nami ni sakarau dake da to shite mo...

For example, if as long as I'm with you,
even if we just turn against the waves of the world...

 ...

Mayowazu ni Kono ai wo shinji ikiteyuku
Fusagaranu kizuguchi mo gyu'tto dakishimete

Without hesitation, I believe in this love and live on
I'll tightly embrace your unbandaged wound

 ...

Mayowazu ni kono sadame Ikiru ikiteyuku
Kimi to nara eien mo kitto tsunagatte
Futari de tada mae wo mite dou ni mo naranakutatte
Soredemo kanarazu kimi wo kono te de mamori-tsuzukeru

Without hesitation, I live in this destiny and live on
If I'm with you, surely we'll be connected forever
And together we'll only look forward, even if nothing came to be done
Nevertheless, I'll keep on protecting you with my hands by all means-

DARLING

 Citat från wikipedia:

"Lillördag är en svensk benämning för den vardag som anses vare lite festligare och då man till exempel äter en finare middag eller går på restaurang eller dans. Ordet kommer ifrån piglördag, vilken inföll på onsdagar, det var då pigan enligt traditionen hade ledigt eftersom hon inte fick vara ledig på den riktiga lördagen.

Den vanligaste dagen för lillördagen att infalla på är onsdagen men även tisdagen och torsdagen förekommer."

När fan infaller Lillördag egentligen??

Tycker folk kallar alla dagar efter tisdagen för lillördag (förutom lördag och söndag då, även måndag)